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		<title>Chronic muscle pain job</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was browsing facebook randomly looking at people&#8217;s pages while I stumbled upon this&#8230;

Yeeeaaah&#8230;.righto&#8230; There&#8217;s so many things wrong but hilarious I could say about this right now. The job I think about when I saw this was if you were a freaking MANWHORE!!! Ehem&#8230;so what Chronic Muscle Hardening job are you having?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was browsing facebook randomly looking at people&#8217;s pages while I stumbled upon this&#8230;</p>
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<p>Yeeeaaah&#8230;.righto&#8230; There&#8217;s so many things wrong but hilarious I could say about this right now. The job I think about when I saw this was if you were a freaking MANWHORE!!! Ehem&#8230;so what Chronic Muscle Hardening job are you having?</p>
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		<title>Oh my God!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Apparently, as I was playing Castle Age on Facebook I got attacked by God and I defeated Him. I do NOT know what to feel now. The bigger question is&#8230;I know Facebook is famous and all but for God to have his own Facebook page? Jesus Christ.
This is incredible.
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<p>Apparently, as I was playing Castle Age on Facebook I got attacked by God and I defeated Him. I do NOT know what to feel now. The bigger question is&#8230;I know Facebook is famous and all but for God to have his own Facebook page? Jesus Christ.</p>
<p>This is incredible.</p>
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