Clowonline.com » Bullshit http://clowonline.com Life is not a game, its a reality TV show. Sun, 01 Aug 2010 05:57:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 scary.fm http://clowonline.com/2009/03/26/scaryfm/ http://clowonline.com/2009/03/26/scaryfm/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:33:06 +0000 clow http://clowonline.com/?p=503 I’ve never listen to the radio and felt spooked out before but today changed that. I was driving back home and as usual Hitz.fm was on so I could stay awake chill out while driving. Then came this community service message about passengers fastening up their seatbelts that goes something like this:

“Put on your seltbelt especially YOU sitting behind. You see the driver sitting in front of you? You don’t want to kill him don’t you? Fasten up your seatbelt as it could save not only your life but the driver’s too.”

i almost freaked out when I heard that! Who knows that a community outreach message can be so rediculously scary and traumatising.

What?

Why was I so scared about that pretty insignificant stuff?

…..

………well….

I was driving alone….

]]> http://clowonline.com/2009/03/26/scaryfm/feed/ 4 Some other pointy stuff http://clowonline.com/2009/03/18/some-other-pointy-stuff/ http://clowonline.com/2009/03/18/some-other-pointy-stuff/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:36:56 +0000 clow http://clowonline.com/?p=499 As I was driving back home recently late one nite with my windows down a certain fragrance found particularly in South East Asia caught my nose. It was a small stall by the side of the road selling durians. So i started to wonder maybe due to a lack of sleep on how does foreigners perceive our king of fruits and questions like can we even bring it aboard an airplane?

Well, from what I heard apparently we CANNOT bring it on a plane. Heh, maybe the airline company sees it like this instead:

I so need to get some proper sleep…

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