May 19th, 2009
This is not a an April’s fool joke.
Microsoft is researching on Cibais Cibai which is an abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes. Whatever the hell that means. But still, I think someone is gonna get his ass kicked for his amazing naming sense. But maybe who can blame the poor chap, maybe he’s not Malaysian and he didn’t know what it means over here. That goes to show that Microsoft needs to hire more Malaysians (namely me) to name their research projects so cases like lanjiao, pundek and niaseng will not come to bare… or maybe he really IS a Malaysian trying to get some lols.
You can read more on Microsoft’s Cibai at: http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035.
So what’s next? A Microsoft certified cibai?
May 9th, 2009
DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
Its hot. I’m sweaty. Can’t get a proper night’s rest thanks to the heat. If those who experience summer says that their summer is hot wait till you come over here I say. Hot is not hot till you’ve live in the freaking equator or the middle east(desert area). Not to mention the lack of rain(main cause) is not helping at all. I blame pollution, green house effect and global warming. Having a table fan blowing at you at max speed does not help in this situation. Trust me.
So in light of this I have come up with a few ways to cool oneself down in a situation like this.
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May 3rd, 2009
I dunno. It felt strange during the…stuff . I tried to be myself but it was hard. Very hard. I used to have no problems mixing and mingling with people but yesterday it felt really strange and weird. I felt like I was being ignored. Reasons? No idea.
Imagine yourself walking into a group of people who are cheerfully talking and when you stand next to them one of them just gives you the evil eye and look away while everyone suddenly becomes silent. There were some misunderstandings between me and another friend due to the actions of a brainless ingrate who shook the friendship that we had but luckily it was later cleared up. I hate it when there’s tension between friends. Its just plain ridiculous when something so insignificant can destroy something so precious as friendship. But still, I can’t believe that shit can happen even when you’re not even taking a dump.
It’s like I’m just doing my own things happily doing what I have to do like every other person while someone takes a gun and shoot you. Shit like that. The result is I personally feel like I’m an evil villain that everyone is trying to avoid and vilify. The culprit behaves like everything is alright. But can you say that its alrite to detonate a nuclear warhead in the middle of a metropolis points a finger and say that the guy sleeping downstairs pushed the button and then acts like nothing is wrong while the whole time his actions are being broadcast live on TV? Shameful. Totally shameful. If I have done something stupid and wrong and you tell me off about it I will accept and apologize cause its the right thing to do and I’m not perfect. It takes a man to admit he is wrong but it takes a coward no effort to do anything.
I may forgive but I’ll never forget. I just need my life to get on track again after having my life being derailed by something that is NOT cause by me this time. I have priorites, responsibilities and bigger fish to fry.
well…its either that or maybe they’re just tired and I’m delving into this too much because of a lack of sleep myself(it tends to happens…alot).
April 11th, 2009
I have always liked working at PC Fair. The crowd is always huge and its interesting to observe and meet new people. Especially if they are customers that I have to serve. This part usually reminds me to be humble as I am now serving somebody instead of the other way around. That does not sound right but anyways other than for my personal and financial gain I usually get along fine with the people I’m working with. That is…until today.
Microsoft is fine. The IN2 marketing people and the part timers are fine as usual although it’s a totally new batch of people I’ve not work with before other than my friend Joe. But the Thundermatch distributors and their part timers are FUCKING USELESS BARBARIC INGRATS. Well some of them anyways. Especially their guy in charge. Brainless moron.
RAGE!!!!!!
I’ve always showed my fellow colleagues respect in the workplace and I have always received the same as I was working for Lolitech Logitech previously. This time they did NOT respect any of the IN2 part-timers that was FUCKING HIRED by Microsoft themselves. Me included. WHAT…THE…FUCK???!!!
I know they have a commission with every product they sell but so do we. Can’t we get along? Must they come up to my customer’s face as I am serving them and giving my all while they try to intervene and steal MY customer in front of my face? And when I complained to their ‘leader’ he say
“Oh, that means that they are aggressive and we hired the right people. You should be aggressive too!”
Aggressive? Me? You don’t wanna see me aggressive. I do scary stuff when I’m aggressive. I was being nice so that the customers did not RUN AWAY!!!!! If I were aggressive I’ll call them to FUCK off in which what I will be doing tomorrow if it happens again.
You set a target and I’ll try my best to hit the target. I hate working for people but when I do I give it my absolute 150%. Now THAT is called professionalism. That is something that was filled with when I was with Logitech. IT WAS FUN. That made working at PC Fair so much less tiring and painful. With the teamwork we had every target was a challenge and over exceeding the target was joy for all of us.
Too bad some people are so caught up in their caveman mentality that they forget what is it to have fun working just for a few extra bucks and I really mean a few extra bucks. I hope these morons are happy cause at the end of the day I’m still gonna earn more than them anyways. Bastards.
I’m so regretting this now.
April 1st, 2009
It is confirmed and since some of you know about it already I guess we here at DaiCon cannot keep it a secret any longer. For the first time ever in South East Asia, we will be bringing in one of the BIGGEST superstar in the entire freaking history of Japanese TV: MINORU SHIRAISHI!!!!!!!!
If you’ve had not heard it yet then you’ve heard it first at Clowonline.com. Since he’s such a big star his manager only allow us to give away 10 autographs. So because of that we will be having a Royal Rumble Deathmatch ala World Wrestling Entertainment (previously known as WWF, then non panda kind). Potential autograph recipients must battle it out in a arena till death there is only 10 left standing. Should there be only ONE left standing that person will receive a special invitation 1-on-1 dinner with our superstar himself.
Yes, yes. I know its cruel to enjoy such spectacle but if the ancient Romans can do it then why not us? Malaysia Boleh!!!
Oh, but that’s not all. The multi-talented Minoru Shiraishi will be performing his greatest hits for us LIVE and ON STAGE at our grand hall. Hits such as ‘Koi no Minoru Densetsu – Kazenban’ and ‘Otoko no Iki-Sama’ will be performed for you. See how much trouble we go for you people. Sigh….
Well? So what are you waiting for? Come on down(or up) for a fun filled experience for the whole family. Who knows? He might not be traveling alone.
More info at daiconnews.com.
p/s: Yes, we have an arena in MMU. What do you think we do? Studying about astrophysics and Heisenberg’s theory oni meh? We also race chariots, learn how to work together in a phalanx line and also fighting wild bears and lions(sometimes tigers too but they’re really rare). We’re a well equipped uni mah.
