Microsoft researches Cibai

May 19th, 2009

This is not a an April’s fool joke.

Microsoft is researching on Cibais Cibai which is an abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes. Whatever the hell that means. But still, I think someone is gonna get his ass kicked for his amazing naming sense. But maybe who can blame the poor chap, maybe he’s not Malaysian and he didn’t know what it means over here. That goes to show that Microsoft needs to hire more Malaysians (namely me) to name their research projects so cases like lanjiao, pundek and niaseng will not come to bare… or maybe he really IS a Malaysian trying to get some lols.

You can read more on Microsoft’s Cibai at: http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035.

So what’s next? A Microsoft certified cibai?

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9 Responses to “Microsoft researches Cibai”

  1. vINCE Says:

    Microsoft ‘Cibai’ can ‘achieve a higher level of automation and precision’. Because regular ‘Cibai’s wont

  2. Lich King Says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(INFINITI)

    THE NEXT SHALL BE…….”LANJIOU”
    (right after “cibai” :P )

  3. Aj Says:

    The next will be pepek firewall…LMAO

  4. vic Says:

    Lol. after that what? microsoft Tune-a-sync(tiuniaseng)? xD

  5. anna sagara Says:

    HAHAHAHA.

    you are right, clow!

    and mahai should come round next XDDDDDDDDD

    (actually there are lotsa bad words for every languages, ppl just need to do PROPER research before naming anything ROFL. do u know puchong is actually a curse word to brunei ppl? it means dick)

  6. anna sagara Says:

    right, don’t forget sifat =S

  7. clow Says:

    Well, that’s Microsoft creative naming for yah!

    Well, at least its catchy right? XP

  8. Jia Xing Says:

    if this thing was to be introduced in Malaysia…..

  9. clow Says:

    Jia Xing>> oh the hilarious chaos it will cause…

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