Building large pointy objects

Around 5000bc humanity realized that with their intelligence and their faith they could do wonders and as such built the great pyramids we see and adore today. But today, humanity has also reached a new ‘height’ by creating the pyramid….. scheme. Call it what you will. Online business. Network marketing. Franchising. It still means the same damn thing dammit.

Its no lie when I say that I hate this type of business. Nothing personal but that’s just me and my own personal opinion and stand. Oh wait! That makes it personal then does it? lols

Selling items like vitamins and stuff is perfectly fine. Doing sales is fine too. But usually ‘drones’ as I call them will pester their friends, family and acquaintances to obtain sometimes unnecessary items such as a magical pice of tempered glass that can heal people and change water into wain that cost a whopping RM2000++ is really ridiculous. ‘Drones’ will always act nice, be very supportive, and will try to solve your problems. You will be ‘invited’ to join talks by higher ranking ‘drones’ that manage to create minor ‘drones’ that make money for them so that you will be brainwashed have a better understanding on how EASY it is to make millions of ringgit or sometimes US dollars.

Awesome

But they forgotten to mention that you will be loosing most of your family, friends and associates in no time too so you can have more time to collect honey for the queen- i mean built up  your network so you(pffft…) can make more money by doing nothing.

I like this drone way better

OMG!!!!WTF!!!BBQ!!!! That is so cool!!!

But I guess thats what happens when the ignorant masses do not understand the concept of INVESTMENT and FINANCIAL PLANNING.

Don’t you hate it when people you knew show up after not contacting you for a long time only to call you out to talk about ‘marketing plan/proposal/business idea’? Heck, they might even say they just wanna have a chat. They will ask you questions in which you should answer to show them who’s boss like below.

Drone: “Don’t you wanna be rich?”

Me: “No, I wanna be your boss.”

Drone: “Don’t you want a nice car, a big house and a great future?”

Me: “No, I wanna own your life and your spawn of 7 generations.”

Drone: “I see, so could you tell me why do you not like this business plan?”

Me: “For you to ask that question shows the level of your IQ. Therefore it would be a waste of time. Go read a book.”

Hopefully, this would get them off your back. Pass them a knife if you have it on you so they may commit seppuku for approaching you with this nonsense.

I hate the way they talk. Its disgusting.

I hate the way they use words. Its insulting.

I hate it when they cheat people out of their hard earned cash. Its blasphemy and immoral.

So if anyone of you is planning to approach me with this ‘cancer’ of yours you HAVE BEEN WARNED. There’s better and more productive ways to make money and all you need to do is just open your eyes. Lying and cheating people out of their living is not an honest way to live. Now go do society a favor and kill yourself.