Valentines Day greetings

Its here…again. That dreadful day. The day I hate most in all days of the year and yes i hate it more than exam days. Its valentines day. But it doesn’t mean you have to hate it too. No no no. Go out! Have a great time with your love ones.

And hey, lets not forget about the infamous Valentines Day greeting cards! Yes, there flowers and candy and stuff but lets not forget the ever so humble greeting card. In fact, I have something for you. Just print this out and ‘TADA!!!’ your very own Valentines Day card to give away. Now ain’t I sweet? You lucky bastards…

What? A little too cutesy you say? Not manly enough? Ok, then how about this? I prefer this myself too.

Aww….now ain’t I orzome great? And remember kids with every rose you give out on Valentines Day a little child dies somewhere in the world. I hope this helps. Happy Valentines Day you ungrateful useless faking sonofabitch piece of urinal cakes!!!!!! XD