Troll in the midst

August 29th, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am proud but sad to announce that after less than 2 weeks of this blogs creation there is a troll running around my site trying to cause havoc where nobody cares but thinks its really funny. I do too. If you didn’t know, recently there was an unknown person calling him/her/troll/somethingself ‘n3wb!e’ attempting to slander me in my very own shoutout box. Apparently I have pissed someone off in my past to so much so that that person holds a grudge towards me.

If you’re curious, this this the dialogue in the box(unfortunately you need to read from bottom to up though):

n3wb!e : Ok now i have think about it, i will give a u 4 day times to think about it. Try to remember all the dirty stuff we did such as ass licking to ass Fucking. I will not do anything until you remember it. To all girls please avoid this person as he is a Menace to all the society. Now i m doing a contribution to society to warn others about this Menace.

n3wb!e : since u don not noe me much, y should i tell u??

Clow : may i ask how old are you?

n3wb!e : If u wanna lie continue ahead as i will not be bother by it as you have my anal virginity

n3wb!e : I m a transvestite, you numbskull. I know your look and live at Impian Height as well last time.

Clow : oh and during that time i was on a farm in New Zealand.

Clow : kakakakaka…you have no idea how i was in my ‘younger’ days. I was a total geek than a ‘mat romeo’. I never go to any parties as they were non. Please continue and entertain us. Btw you said you were a girl. Please continue…

n3wb!e : u remember 6 yrs ago on december 2002, you went to a party then we met you say i was good looking and then we just hit it off. When we was on the bed, you say u didn’t care of my dick as long u look like a girl. Now do you remember this

Clow : ….swt….i have never went out with a girl before…even in high school…and hence the still single status….and i am able to take a girls virginity….

Clow : assuming you are a guy but too bad since i’m straight from day 1 and everybody knows i’m straight. so i’m gonna leave it here for everyone to enjoy this rediculously funny ‘drama’

n3wb!e : like i say u heartless sure won’t remember me and i confess i m not a guy but a girl instead

Clow : the whole i took a guys virginity shit

Clow : now i’m really sure i do not know you

Clow : ok this is just crap

n3wb!e : that incident, u took my virginity

n3wb!e : u try to think bck 6 yrs ago..

n3wb!e : u think im stupid..i in love with u so many yrs..do u think i dont know ur full name..christopher low weng cheong.then say i want keep my identity sercret tell for u call me instead if u remember me.

Clow : if you want me to apologise then tell me more info like where and when and what happen

Clow : then who are you?

n3wb!e : I’m contributing to society but i just can’t forget how much u hurt me before. i wanna u apologize.use your blog to apologize to me appropriately

Clow : you wanna fuck people also make sure you get the right one

Clow : you think i will put my full name on the internet?

Clow : *half of it

Clow : its only have of it

Clow : err…thats not my full name you fool

Clow : Oh yes please do call me so we can settle this once and for all…if you do say you know me then you should have my number. I’m serious about this. I haven’t changed my number from day 1 since I got my first handphone.

n3wb!e : yea, i know my english is not good as yours..but as least im here to learn how to FUCK u..do u think that i got a wrong person instead that i know his full name… CHRISTOPHER LOW… u wont know who i am…

Clow : Oh yes I am also a heartless person…to moronic imbeciles who talk and do stupid things. Do you fit into this category? Useless ingrate. How I wish i got such an ability as you say i have you moron. Go and study and be a good person and contribute to society since you have the free time to spam in my shoutbox.

Clow : hey newb, nobody here believes a single shit you are spouting. In fact I have really no idea why you are so pissed at me. Maybe you got the wrong person I supposed? Since you say you know me and stuff why don’t you call me and say those things to my face? Hey I don’t mind but I really think this needs to stop as you got the wrong person. I do not know someone who has that bad of an english as you anyways.

n3wb!e : see i alrdy told u guy there..he’s really heartless person. he wont remember wat he done to me..he really SUCK to me…

Nikki : *hugz akiko too*

Akiko : >__> swtz. *hug nikki* that’s all that i believe now.

Clow : eh… what? rejecting a gay guy? i do have gay/lesbian friends and i’m proud to be their friends but…non of them EVER confessed or anything to me. So really this is just plain weird…

n3wb!e : my heart broken in pieces of glass…thx man of honor…

man of honor : Sure is a heartless dude if he treated you like a clown.

n3wb!e : yea…anyway i noe tat being a gay person sure will b reject by a lot of ppl… but this chris is the one i hate him…he treating me like a clown…fooling me around… i doubt he is guessing who am i…coz he wont remember me at all…he is a heartless ppl…he should go to HELL…

man of honor : Sure hurts to be rejected.

There was some unimportant stuff at the bottom so i had to delete them to make some space. Anyways, apparently this ‘person’ is someone I knew back in highschool otherwise I would not be telling people where I live…or this person found my lost wallet when I lost it a few years ago. But still…looks like just like the opposition leader of our dear ol’country I’m being accused of ‘cucuk orang belakang’ and stuff of those nature(to a tranny btw!). Well, basically its slander to try to tarnish my good name (I have one in the first place?).

But from this hilarious and sometime scary chapter of my life I have learned that by beginning this blog I will definitely encounter this kind of nonsense sooner or later and I should be more humble in starting my blog. So therefore, I will start again with an apology.

To all my friends, classmates(past and present), colleagues(past and present), my family, and to those whose tail I stepped on which I might definitely have, I hereby apologize for any wrongdoings that I may/might/be doing to you. I am only but a human being in this ever expanding universe of ours. With that, I am sorry

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…………but I’m not apologizing for actions that I did not take. Oh, speaking of actions, I also apologize for the actions I did not take due to forgetfulness(sorry Suzanne!).

So yeah I do hope my past enemies would forgive me as I had forgiven my own enemies…in fact I didn’t know I had one nor make one with my limited abilities in the first place. :P

P/s: man of honour…you really should stop encouraging weirdos like this. Nanti I ‘cucuk’ kamu punya belakang wei saya ni mat romeo tau! lols

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